Behold, the 2017 Dragon Sex Calendar! It is everything. EVERYTHING. You can buy it over on Amazon for $20. Just $20 for a calendar depicting images of dragons having sex?????? That's a steal!
We've seen Crusoe the celebrity dachshund and his brother Oakley before and now they're back and they're playing golf! Did you read that? CUTE DOGS PLAYING GOLF FOR GOD'S SAKE! What more could you ask for? There's literally nothing you could possibly want!!!!!
Krato Milano Jewelry is holding a Kickstarter campaign for — brace yourself — beard jewelry. So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to blast myself directly into the sun now. Bye forever!
This a video of the world's smallest lasagna being prepared. It is really special. Annnnd now I want lasagna in a bad way. Send help! Jk jk, send lasagna.
Archie McPhee is selling Scream Bandages. As you can see, they're decorated like Edvard Munch's The Scream. Pretty amazing. The only way these could be any cooler is if it was the Kevin McCallister scream. You know I'm right!
Check out the CAT Clutch. It's not a kitty purse (PURRSE???), the CAT stands for Creative Arts and Technology. The bag's LEDs light up with your pre-programmed or customized pixel art animations or text messages. They're currently on preorder, available to ship sometime in October, so if you want to scoop one up, head on […]
This is ELLI, an adorable elephant piggy bank. You deposit your coins by rolling them down its trunk! Cute. In fact, I'd say it's the cutest elephant piggy bank ever. Yeah, I know it's a bold claim, but I stand by it. Okay, you're right, I'm lazy. I sit by it. And sometimes lay down […]
I scream, you scream, we all scream because ice cream that tastes like Hilary and Trump sounds terrible make it stop. [Foodiggity] A fan made trailer for Zelda if Zelda was made by Studio Ghibli. [Geekologie] And superheroes if superheroes were drawn in the style of Tim Burton. [Bored Panda] Plus Tommy Boy if Tommy Boy was a […]
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Youtuber Linzey Rae is back with this metal song explaining how to make spaghetti. I like to call it "Metal Spaghetti" but no one ever listens to me so I guess just take that for what it is. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Tote Tails is a company that makes custom tote bags featuring your pet's face! I got the opportunity to try out Tote Tails so I sent them the following picture of my pup Einstein. A few weeks later, I received my custom Tote Tails in the mail. Here it is: Here it is again, Einstein […]
Having skin problems, such as acne, is awful; no matter how old are you. Regardless of your gender, dealing with visible zits or pimples will always be tiring and mentally draining. When you were a teen, though, you held onto this hope: that once your puberty is over or when you turn 20-ish, you'll be free from the nightmare that goes by the name 'acne'. So you hoped and waited.
Until one day you realized, that you're almost 30 and your skin does not clear up.
Panic ensues. When will this stop? When I turn 70? Or 80? Truth is, no one knows! Having adult acne is awful since your tiny hope of having flawless skin is now crushed and you're stuck with this stress-inducing skin condition; pretty much for the rest of your life.
And what's even more stressful is that your acne seems to be having its own mind. And it intends to torture you mercilessly. You wake up to a perfect skin for a day; then boom, you're getting a huge zit right a day before your sister's wedding.
Popping a zit is an option, but are you willing to take the risk? Done at the wrong time, or wrongly, can cause the bacteria contained in the zit to spread; worsening your condition. Messing with your zit can often result in open wound as well. But on the other hand, covering the bump with foundation will result in bumpy-cakey skin that's enough to gross everyone.
But what's worse than trying every treatment you can think of, and still end up with acne? One thing you need to try, though, is to keep your skin moisturized instead of scrubbing it vigorously. Dry skin creates invisible cracks on your skin and thus, allows bacteria in. Under any circumstances, do not touch your face. We know you've heard it many times before, but there's no harm in reminding you again. Keep your phone screen clean at all time, and don't forget to pack your skin treatment products every time you travel.
If you're a girl, having your period means weeks with painful cyst. And if you're having a partner, the battle is now shared. Do you know that beard can induce irritation on your skin? Well now you do. Shaving may not be your partner's favorite thing to do, but if it helps your skin, you may have to ask him to shave daily.
Well-intentioned friends may suggest you to cut down sugar or dairy from your diet; but really?! Ice cream and chocolate is everyone's guilty pleasure, and what's the point of having clearer skin if you don't feel like living anymore? At the end of the day, the only thing you can do is to pray that someone, please just anyone, would find a way to end acne forever.
This is a video by Japanese performer Piko Taro. It is called Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen and it is ridiculous and it is amazing and I wish that guy was my dad. Too far? That was too far, wasn't it? Thanks to my friend Shannon for sending in the tip. She described Piko as the Japanese Gene Belcher […]
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This video shows a hedgehog getting his head stuck in a paper towel roll. Man, don't you hate when that happens? That, uh… happens to other people, right? Please say it's not just me.
The Pumpkin Spice Latte got together with pizza. This is the result: Pumpkin Spice Latte Pizza. If you want to make this abomination at home, you can find the recipe HERE. Now, I understand the Pumpkin Spice Latte is very special to some people. I am not suggesting we take this away from them. That […]
Imgurian Kiyoi put together this series of photos showing animals with eyes on the front of their heads instead of, you know, the sides. There's not really much more to say about it other than maybe: I need an adult!!!!
ThinkGeek is selling this pretty Twinkling Stars Skirt for $60. It's equipped with over 250 LEDs powered by a battery pack that hides in a discreet pocket hidden in the waistband. On a totally related note, my birthday is coming up!!!!
Our pals over at Foodbeast put together this video using Totino's Stuffed Nachos to illustrate Americans' TV binging habits. Not only is it interesting, but it also made me hungry. Double whammy.
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Check out this geode lip look by makeup artist Johannah Adams. It totally rocks. And with that, I will let myself out. I'm sorry for everything. Bye everyone! A photo posted by Johannah (@beyou.byjoh) on Sep 17, 2016 at 11:04am PDT A photo posted by Johannah (@beyou.byjoh) on Sep 10, 2016 at 2:43pm PDT A […]
The Hamdog is a hamburger and hot dog hybrid. Now you no longer have to choose between a hamburger and a hot dog because you can have both AT THE SAME TIME. Life is full of magical things.
Around the world, millions have one common interest: finding out their horoscope reading for the week. Are you one of them? Do you find them accurate or fascinating most of the time? If you do, you'll also find this list of perfect wedding dress for your zodiac sign as interesting. Though your sign doesn't necessarily define your taste or liking, these gorgeous dresses are hand-picked to match your astrology sign. The dresses, each and every one of them, will match your personality traits and make wedding shopping a much easier one. Scroll down and see if your zodiac's recommended dress is the right one for you!
1. ARIES
Known as the "bold and daring", Aries tends to break rules and go for something less conservative. Like wearing pants on your wedding day. And who says you can't do that? If you feel like your boldness can't be contained in a frilly dress, feel free to rock these pants on your wedding. And you still can slay on your special day while looking chic and effortless. However, if you feel like wearing a dress, opt for something simple, midi or long, completed with pockets (yes, pockets on a wedding dress!!).
Foto: Marco & Maria by Barcelona Bridal WeekFoto: Theia CoutureFoto: Monique LhuillierFoto: the Midnight dress seen on Brit +CoFoto: DHgate by Blissbride
2. TAURUS
If you're a Taurus, you may be known as someone romantic and traditional at the same time. Beautiful things are definitely your cup of tea, and so should be your wedding dress. Go for something sensual and conservative; like these lovely off-the-shoulder wedding dresses. The draping dresses are made in different styles and sizes; and you need to choose whichever suits you best. You don't have to expose a lot of skin to look great! If by any chance, your shoulders aren't the body part you're most confident in, a sleeveless dress may be the answer.
Foto: Oscar de la RentaFoto: MarchesaFoto: David's BridalFoto: BHLDN by Ariane Gown
3. GEMINI
Described as expressive, quick-witted, and having two different sides of personality, Gemini is often sociable but at times, indecisive. If you're a Gemini who can't decide what to dress on your wedding day; sometimes you can just pick any of various wedding dress ideas. Go for something new and simple, like this Roksanda's jumpsuit. Wearing jumpsuit on your wedding day can be more fun than you thought it'd be! Then again, a high-low dress or a white minimalist crop top combined with ankle-length white skirt is an option for those who prefer to wear dress or skirts on their wedding day.
Foto: Net-A-Porter by RoksanFoto: Warren Barren by Elizabeth FillmoreFoto: Theia Couture
4. CANCER
Cancer can only be described in one word : traditional! Breaking out from traditions isn't really your thing, and that's understandable since you are shy and modest. A white dress with sweetheart necklines is often the answer, but if you're going for something slightly out-of-the-box you don't have to spend much. The daring dress may not be for you who'd like to remain traditional; but hey! It's a once in a lifetime occasion!
Foto: Zuhair MuradFoto: Oscar de la Renta
5. LEO
Leo is often dubbed as the children of the zodiac thanks to its genuine traits and its love for showing off. There's no need to shy away from your love for the spotlight, because on your wedding day, you're the main character! Steal the show with these detailed dresses. Who says you can't put on capes on your wedding dress? Being your innovative self, try out bridal dresses with surprising length. Wearing a little white dress on your wedding day is not prohibited, you know?
Foto: Bessd, Zuhair MuradFoto: Carolina HerreraFoto: Oscar de la Renta
6. VIRGO
Time to put your eye for detail into good use! Detailed and carefully-embroidered dresses are your ultimate weakness; and maybe, your wedding dress number-one choice. Though you can rock basically just any detailed white dress, try getting something customized to suit your taste. Detailed dresses are best worn exactly on your size, so make that appointment with a seamstress! However, if you prefer something simpler, choose a sleeveless dress with an open back which reveals just enough to catch everyone's breath away. As an accessory, chandelier earrings will do the work.
Foto: Angel SanchezFoto: CostarellosFoto: Lela RoseFoto: Tony Ward
7. LIBRA
Libra screams femininity like no other signs, and that's exactly how your wedding dress should be. To satisfy your craving for feminine dresses, check out these lace-accented and flowery wedding dresses. The details will surely make you feel like the most beautiful person in the world.
Foto: Tony WardFoto: Claire PettiboneFoto: Claire Pettibone
8. SCORPIO
Attractive, full-of-life, passionate, and daring; they all describe the ever-determined Scorpio. For your wedding dress; go for something extreme! A low-cut dress, a backless one, or a strapless one. Stand out and stun everyone on your special day!
Foto: Galia LahavFoto: Berta
9. SAGITTARIUS
Adventurous and always hungry for more journeys, Sagittarius can celebrate a milestone in their life by something that reflects their view on life. Dresses with sheer, thin materials are the way to go; an expression of your wanderlust soul. The material would also be perfect if your wedding is held on the beach. A backless dress is enough to shoo the heat away; while looking appropriate for the occasion.
Conservative and disciplined, Capricorn is often mistaken as boring individuals. That's not always the case. If you want to break from your mundane image, try out a ball gown wedding dress. This dress is heavily-accessorized, but before you decide it won't suit you, see how you like it first. If it still isn't for you, then there's no harm in going with something much simpler. A plain, white contemporary dress is maybe more to your liking.
Foto: Elie Saab (seen on Fashion Fab News)Foto: Tony WardFoto: BHLDNFoto: Elie Saab
11. AQUARIUS
Aquarius is the friend of the nature, and eco-friendly dresses perfectly state your life motto. Vintage dress is another option; if you're looking for something old and borrowed.
Foto: CostarellosFoto: Amy KuschelFoto: Berta
12. PISCES
Dresses with flowing and light material will be the perfect way to celebrate your small and intimate wedding. Imagine saying yes while the wind blows your hair and dress away.
Foto: Zuhair MuradFoto: HoughtonFoto: Ines Di Santo